LAUGHTER...HAVE YOU TIME TO DO THIS=????--STRESS

[maria angelica sassone]

Why do not I have more
time.

They say that every day we have to eat an apple for iron and a banana for potassium. Also an orange for vitamin C, half a melon to improve digestion and a cup of green tea without
sugar to prevent diabetes.
Every day you have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then mearlos , who has as twice the time it took to take them ).
Every day you have to take one or Activia yogurt to make ' L. Cassei Defensis ' nobody knows what it is, but it seems that if you do not take a million and a half every day , you start to see people as blurred.
Every day an Aspirin to prevent heart attacks, plus a glass of red wine, for the same. And another white, for the nervous system . And a beer , no longer
I remember what it was. If you take everything together , even give you a stroke
right there , do not worry they probably do not notice.
Every day you have to eat fiber. Mucha, a lot of fiber, until you get a sweater defecate . It should be four to six meals a day , light , without
forget to chew each mouthful a hundred times .
Doing a little calculating , you eat only go like five little hours .
Ah, after every meal should be brushing your teeth , that is : after Activia and the fiber
teeth after the teeth apple , banana after the teeth ... and so long as
have teeth, not to mention spend floss, gum massager , mouth rinse with Plax ...
Best extends the bathroom and put the stereo, because between the water, fiber and teeth , you'll
to spend several hours a day in there.
We must sleep eight hours and work another eight , plus the five that we used to eat ,
twenty-one. I have three , if not catch you in unexpected situations.
According to statistics, we see three hours of television. Well , you can not because all
days you have to walk at least half an hour ( data from experience : 15 minutes back , if
half an hour not make you one.)
And you have to take care of friends because they are like a plant : you have to water them daily. And when you
Going on vacation too, I suppose .
Furthermore, it should be well informed, so you have to read at least two newspapers and a magazine article , to verify the information .
Ah, you have to have sex every day, but without falling into the routine : you must be innovative , creative , renewing seduction. That takes time. And never mind if tantric sex ! ( I remember about it : after
each meal should be brushing your teeth! ).
We must also make time for sweeping, washing clothes , dishes, and do not tell you if you dog or other pet ... " children?

Finally , I account it gives me about 29 hours a day. The only possibility I can think of is to make more of those things at once , for example, cold water showers you with your mouth open and swallow 2
liters of water. As you leave the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth
you making love ( Tantric ) standing by your partner, who happened watching TV and you
account, while sweep . " I was a free hand ? Call your friends . And your
Parents ! Drink your wine ( after calling your parents will be required ). The
Yakult with the apple you can give your partner while you eat the banana with
The Activia , and tomorrow they change . And luckily, and grew up , because if we do not
would have to drive a Danonino Extra Calcium every day.
Úuuuf ! But, if you are two minutes , please forward this to friends (who have to water as the plants ) while taking a teaspoon of All Bran, which makes it very well ...
And now I leave it between the yogurt, half a melon , beer, the first liter of water and fiber third meal of the day, I do not know what I'm doing but
urgently need a bath .
Ah , I will take and I take a toothbrush ...

Author : Anonymous .

PUESSSSS AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJA ALCANZAAA NO LONGER TIME .. Take A LIFE WITH HUMOR rich in LIFE IF YOU WANT THE GIFT make ....

[Ana Antaka]

I know, believe me. But it works. But I get to leave out the Tantric sex and the often teeth brushing and some days showering.

[ayana]

:-)

[ayana]

NICE!!!!! :-)))) Many smiles & laughed out loud. :-)

THANK YOU MARIA ;-)

Beautiful, en joy.

[maac]

Ah Maria I am digesting my dinner and you make me laugh so hard that my "full belly" was moving up and down...Thank you I had fun reading it... Blessings

[Myriel RAouine]