The Remainder Function

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I. ..   ..     Brain: Bubba Bo Bob Brain! Pinky: That's right! Bubba Bing Bang Boom Shakalaka Brain, hahahaha! Brain: That's Bubba Bo Bob Brain Pinky: That's what I said: Bubba Be Bop a Lula Boom Shakalaka Brain Brain: Quiet Pinky! Listen carefully: For some unfathomable reason these people actually think that you possess some wisdom. Pinky, from this moment on, you will assume the roll of Pinky: Pippi Longstocking? Brain: No Pinky!.. The Guru-Mous-Arishi! Just keep dispensing your block-headed banalities & before long we will have all the influence & power we need to take over the world .. ..

 

 

II.   Taking the world by storm, requires precision planning & technical innovation of the highest calibre, such as that displayed in my latest masterpiece I have come up with a brilliant Pinky formula, i mean formula ..Pinky. It's Genius! I shall call it 'The Remainder Function'   "∀ X with an attributable equivalence-class ∃ at least one partition s. t. we are able to manipulate & exploit the 40%"   granting us the freedom to justify any plan of action we wish   'it's what the people want, NARF!'..   precisely!

 

 

III. ahh.. finally! .. a place i can call HOME with maestro-man out of the picture, i'll have the whole of maestrocity to my disposal You see Pinky, we can not only make heroes and supervillains we can BRING THEM TO LIFE..

 

 

IV. your loyal, long-serving and hard-working advisor.. {that's right.. bite into my spinach puffs} ready to assist you at any moment ! we'll start by compromising sanity for building your reputation & we'll call it 'fun'.. & we'll also promote our selfish ideals & stories and wrap them up as virtues so it will all be 'patriotic' with the minor cost of perpetuating the needless suffering of a few.. thousand ..or million.. & we can make the people passionate and proud to carry out ANYTHING we tell them for it will be our 'hope' OUR DUTY OUR RESPONSIBILITY OUR LEGACY and we can make good people with good intentions think that their doing the right thing for the right cause! when really their using our remainder-thingamabob

 

 

(oh no, he chose me for this one; what is this? am i in a coca-cola ad?) (what do i do in one of these boxes ??) Hi Est! (i better contact my pharmacist.. no wait.. that'll be too easy..) (let's wait.. this number's getting bigger & bigger.. maybe it deserves a chance too) (it's only fair) .. .. .. [ah! i got it! ..it's beetlejuice isn't it?!]   look at how easy it was for them to yield to my Remainder Function moduli-numerology + any attempt to cure it will be impossible for i shall continually apply variations of my Remainder Function to keep these obsequious buffoons busy catering for the 40%

 

 

VI. + they make decisions by placing all their eggs in one basket That's right! The-eggs-in-one-basket MOVE, hahaha! ZOINK! their doomed to its restrictions & limitations it's one or the other .. never an optimized distribution.. + ..incapable of complementary solutions ..   'my ability to manipulate and exploit the 40%' is untouchable yet it would not have been possible if it were not for the initial conditions :   Compromise Intelli-Gents

 

 

VII. It does other things too Pinky!!   I CAN MAKE THE TV SPEAK TO THE 40% & I CAN MAKE THE 40% SPEAK THROUGH THE TV EVEN RICKY GERVAIS?  YES! ESPECIALLY THAT BLATHERING NINCOMPOOP! PINKY, DON'T VEX ME, OR I SHALL TURN ON YOU! .. ANY BREAK-THROUGHS WILL BE REFERENCED BACK TO THE 40% TO LOCK-OUT QUANTUM-SHIFTS IN PROGRESS .. THEY WILL INTERPOLATE ONLY AS I SAY SO IT WILL BE SURFACE INTERPOLATION THEY WILL PERFORM THE SAME GROUND-WORK IN ISOLATE.. ..REPEATEDLY EGAD, BRAIN! BRILLIANT! .. .. LET ME EXPLAIN .. THOSE OF PURITY WILL BE POWERLESS TO THE 40%.. ITS EFFECT.. ITS PHENOMENA.. ITS MAGNETISM THEIR ATTEMPTS AND EFFORTS WILL BE INEFFICIENT & INSUFFICIENT.. ..TOTALLY FUTILE   ..IMAGINE IT PINKY ..I SHALL BOMBARD THEM WITH MORE & MORE VARIANT PARTITIONS OF THE REMAINDER FUNCTION TO LOCK THEM IN ISOLATION TO FRAGMENT AT MY WILL THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AMALGAMATE THEIR POSITIVE EFFORTS .. are you pondering what i'm pondering? .. ALL SOLUTIONS THAT I GRANT SHALL BE THROUGH INFERENCE ONLY EVEN DEFENCE SOLUTIONS THEY WILL TRUNCATE ALL TRANSCENDENTAL SOLUTIONS .. THE INABILITY TO SUPERIMPOSE IT WILL BE QUANTUM COLLAPSE ONLY WITH NO QUANTUM SUPERIMPOSITION THEY WILL HAVE TO FULFILL ITS AUTONOMY .. [3 HOURS LATER] if we don't do something BRAIN, i'll go out of my mind .. THE FACT THAT YOUR MIND HAS NOT BEEN CLOUDED BY MEDICATION ONLY FILLS ME WITH PITY BUT IRONICALLY PINKY, YES! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS! THE DYNAMIC-EQUILIBRIUM WILL GUARANTEE THAT THOSE WHO DO NOTHING WILL BE CONSUMED BY IT .. .. WITH ALL THAT AIR IN YOUR HEAD ITS A WONDER YOU DON'T FLOAT! .. THOSE WHO BEGIN TO REALISE: THEY WILL BE CONCORDANT WITH IT THE EVIL WILL BE ABLE TO RETRIEVE IT ALWAYS & USE IT FOR THEIR OWN GAIN MY RETRIEVABILITY CLAUSE ! IT WILL BE AS AN EVIL-REPOSITORY ..READILY ACCESSIBLE FOR DISPATCH AT ONE'S LEISURE! THEY WILL BE LIKE KIDS IN A CANDY STORE! FREE TO PICK'N'MIX! .. THE LUXURY & FREEDOM TO CHOOSE .. FROM INNOCENT EXCUSES TO SARDONIC HUMOR TO THE KIND OF SADISTIC FILTH & SAVAGERY THAT WOULD BE INCONCEIVABLE TO AN AVERAGE HOMO SAPIEN .. LIKE : SILENCE PINKY! DON'T USE THOSE WORDS; THEY SICKEN ME! I BELIEVE THE CONTEMPORARY COUNTER-CULTURE HAS INFESTED THE PETRI-DISH OF YOUR MIND .. NOW, AS FOR THE GOOD.. ..THEY WILL CONVEY TO THE 40% LIKE IT WERE THE STATUS-QUO THEY WILL SYMPATHISE WITH IT ..MOST LIKE PITIFUL COWARDS & REFERENCE TO IT LIKE IT WERE THE STANDARD ..CONTRAST TO IT TO PRONOUNCE THEIR APPARANT 'REVELATIONS' YET THEY WILL ALL BE RELATIVE TO MY INTERPOLATIONS! MY NODAL POINTS! MY COORDINATE SYSTEMS! THEY WILL ANSWER TO THE CALLS OF ITS REPERCUSSIONS MY NEGATIVE CATALYST CLAUSE ! BUT THEY SHALL BE SCORNED FOR THEIR IMPLICATING! RIDICULED! HATED! ..SOME ATTACKED! OSTRACIZED! EVEN BY THEIR OWN PEERS! ..& WORSE PINKY! ..SUCH IMBECILES! => PRESERVING THE WAY OF THE 40% .. IT'S THE GURU MOUS-ARISHI EFFECT!! .. YOUR ASSOCIATIVE POWERS BELIE YOUR SMALL CRANIUM MY FUN-LOVING LITTLE FRIEND! BRAVO ! THROUGH LOVE AND PEACE, AND WORSHIP OF ME, THE WORLD SHALL BE A BETTER PLACE! .. ALL DYNAMICS OF ACTIVITY WILL NATURALLY STAGNATE INTO THIS FORMATION, PINKY THOSE IN A POSITION OF RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP & PROTECT WILL UNCONSCIOUSLY UNCONSCIOUSLY USE THIS DEADCODE FORMULA THOSE OF COMPASSION & LOVE WILL NOT PENETRATE INTO THIS FIELD OF DESOLATION THEY WILL BE PROGRAMMED TO NEGLECT, DISMISS & ABANDONE.. MOST HAVING COMPREHENDED THEIR ALTRUISTIC ACTIVITY WITH JUSTIFICATIONS UNDER MY RELATIVITIES =  MERELY SHIFTING DEADCODE!! .. ASTOUNDING BRAIN! ZORT! I HAVE TAKEN THIS IDEA, PINKY, OF THE GURU-MOUS-ARISHI EFFECT TO A NEW LEVEL A LEVEL OF NO LESS THAN WORLD DOMINATION! .. ANY POTENTIAL SOLUTION WILL HAVE INFERABLE CORRELATIONS TO AN APPLICABLE ERROR FUNCTION THAT WILL BE PROMOTED BY THE 40%  MY ATTRIBUTABILITY CLAUSE ! + ANY REAL SOLUTION WILL HAVE QUANTISED ITSELF INTO A DIFFERENT GENRE A DIFFERENT VECTOR! .. INTENTION! REASON! PURPOSE! RESPONSIBILITY! SOCIAL-HARMONIC!   PROTOCOL! AGENDA! .. [3 MORE HOURS LATER] = > SUSTAINING MY DOMINANCE WITH THE 40% ..  NOW GO BUSY YOURSELF! PINKY! PREPARE TO BRAINWASH! I MUST PONDER A WAY TO RAISE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS! THE MONEY I WILL SPEND ON POLO PONIES & CRUISE MISSILES! ..

 

 

 

 

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